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Oh, My, What A Scary Ghost You Are! Have An Apple

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The Tampa Tribune

Published: October 30, 2007

Trick-or-treaters know and dread them. They're the well-meaning neighbors who eschew sugary candy and give little pirates and princesses ... healthful treats! (Cue thunder and scary music.)
Parenting magazines suggest different ways to wring the fun out of Halloween. One site recommends strapping a pedometer on children so they know how many steps they are taking door-to-door.

Although the thought might be noble, healthful 'treats' are a great way to get your house egged and TP'd. Here are some suggestions of things not to give little Halloween monsters:

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•Pencils and notepads: Why not just give them a cubicle and a timecard?

•Halloween temporary tattoos: Jack-o'-lanterns and witches lose their allure on Nov. 1.

•Toothbrushes: Only if you're a dentist, and even then, get real.

•Apples, homemade popcorn balls: Ready-made for the trash can.

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