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Published: September 21, 2007
| Tom Brady | New England | His hair finally straightened out after Bridget Moynahan told him she was pregnant. |
| Michael Clayton | Tampa Bay | I pity the fool who has to line up against him. |
| Tim Hasselbeck | N.Y. Giants | Deserves credit for not cracking under the balding pressure and buying a toupee. |
| Darrell Jackson | San Francisco | Some guys go for the clean fade, but real men ask the barber for the Cotton Candy cut. |
| Davin Joseph | Tampa Bay | No word if Whoopi Goldberg packs his lunch before practice. |
| Keith Lewis | San Francisco | Let's hope he never loses another happy hour bet with Mr. T and Carrot Top. |
| Randy Moss | New England | The crazy afro was awesome, but his braids are tops in the league. |
| Domata Peko | Cincinnati | If this guy had a nickel for every shampoo endorsement offer ... |
| Troy Polamalu | Pittsburgh | Caught somewhere between Chaka Khan and Diana Ross, his curly hair should be admired and feared. |
| Jeff Reed | Pittsburgh | Reason No. 35 why you should never stick a metal fork into an outlet. |
| Jeremy Shockey | N.Y. Giants | Could be the lead singer of Poison, Ratt, AC/DC, Motley Crue or any other '80s hair band. |
| Alex Smith | Tampa Bay | If you can trace a pen from one of Smith's ears to the other, he will buy you a Coke. |
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