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The Tampa Tribune

Published: January 18, 2008

I understand from the news reports that the Hillsborough County State Attorney's Office is overrun with rodents. Apparently they are hiring an exterminator, at taxpayer's expense, of course, to deal with this problem.

Civic-minded as we are at The World Famous Gaspar's Grotto, we have this proposal:

We will loan the world's most famous mouser, Tanker Ray the BarCat, multiple mouse ace and winner of the legion of mouse merit, to handle this infestation. We guarantee that single-pawedly, he can handle this problem in a week or perhaps less of overnight incursions with no harmful chemicals and no charges other than some Iams cat food.

We will need a few minutes before the start of the work day each day to clean up the, uh, carnage, but other than that you can consider this problem solved.

We are at your service.

SHERE SCHILLER

Tampa

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