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Secrets To Marital Bliss, Learned From My Dogs
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Published: February 24, 2009
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1. Kisses should always be wet and sloppy.
2. Husbands should limit vocabulary to "Woof!"
3. Being ignored is not an option. Scream, whine, bark and paw until your husband pays attention.
4. Obedience is a good thing.
5. Good grooming is an asset.
6. If you stare at your husband long enough, eventually you'll get your way.
7. With unconditional love, you can hope for at least a 10- to 15-year life expectancy.
Connie Field
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