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Wing Nuts: What's Your Chicken Wing Personality?

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KIM FRANKE-FOLSTAD

The Tampa Tribune

Published: January 27, 2009

Don't be a chicken! Check out the wing-eating personalities below and see which one sounds most like you.

The Health Nut — No breaded wings for this chick. Uses napkins to dab away any grease. Eats more celery than wings. (But no bleu cheese!)

The Neat Freak — Orders wings with no sauce, or wipes the sauce off himself with napkin. Will try to eat with knife and fork if provided. Hides bones under his napkin. Asks for extra moist towelettes.

The Risk Taker — Will try any kind of wing, domestic or foreign, and no sauce is too hot.

The Hedonist — Orders two dozen wings and a pitcher, just for himself … to start.

The Drum Major — Will eat only drumettes. Leaves the rest for his buddy, who he insists on calling his "wing man."

The Bone Collector — Never throws his bones in the bucket provided and waves server away when she offers to remove them from the table. Likes to pile them in one spot on his plate in order to review the carnage.

The Nibbler — Only eats about half the meat before tossing drummie aside and moving on to the next.

The Gobbler — Dismantles wings with the skill of an orthopedic surgeon; eats every shred of chicken on the bone.

The Saucy Girl — Likes a lot of sauce, the hotter the better; sucks fingers and licks lips frequently while dining. Eschews moist towelettes. Needs a cold shower.

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