1. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Patsy & Elmo). Funny the first time, it got old fast.
2. Dogs Barking Jingle Bells. Annoying, annoying, annoying. Call the pound and put 'em away.
3. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time (Paul McCartney). Can't stand to hear the chorus over and over and over again.
4. The Christmas Shoes (NewSong). It ranks high on the sappy death ballad list along with Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey."
5. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) (Alvin and the Chipmunks). Do we really have to say why?
6. Any Christmas song processed by Mannheim Steamroller. It's for synthesizer lovers who dig electronically produced music.
7 Santa's Beard (The Beach Boys). Somehow the surfing sound just doesn't work with Christmas and that goes for Little Saint Nick, too.
8. Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy (Garth Brooks). Originally done in 1965 by Buck Owens, this lame country Christmas song keeps coming back.
9. Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas (John Denver). With a title like this, you can see why it doesn't get a lot of air play.
10. Snoopy's Christmas (The Royal Guardsman). Cute once, the ballad of a cartoon dog fighting The Red Baron is now dated.
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