Chris Hovan, Tampa Bay - Whether his hair is long or short, you secretly wonder if he ever moonlighted as a professional wrestler.
Chad Johnson, Cincinnati - Only his gold grill shines more than his head.
Warren Sapp, Oakland - Too bad his attitude did not transition with the same grace as his braids to baldness.
Jason Taylor, Miami - Women would love him if his head looked like George Jefferson.
Brian Urlacher, Chicago - The secret to his success is his aerodynamic dome.

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