When I found a headless squirrel in my driveway, I knew it was either the work of the scruffy stray cat that slinks across our yard or, considering the type of animal beheaded and the ritualistic display of the carcass, a hillbilly voodoo cult. ...more

March 15, 2009

Did I mention that the Philadelphia Phillies and their rather distasteful fans hate your guts? They want to eat your puppies and drink your blood. They are also Satan worshippers. As well, they are known terrorists, communist sympathizers and pals with Kim Jong-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Fidel Castro. ...more

October 21, 2008

As acts of Congress go, the one hacked out in hopes of staving off Great Depression 2008, Return to Misery, appears to be an equal-opportunity offender. Left, right, center or blissfully uninvolved, everyone is bound to identify something about the $700 billion package that stinks like backwoods roadkill on a summer night. ...more

September 26, 2008

The proposed east-west toll road linking New Tampa to Interstate 275 could be roadkill by July. ...more

May 6, 2008

NEW TAMPA - The proposed east-west toll road linking New Tampa to Interstate 275 could be roadkill by July. ...more

May 5, 2008

TAMPA - A 21-year-old Sarasota man is among the 16 players on the ninth installment of CBS' "Big Brother," which debuts Tuesday. ...more

February 6, 2008

LAND O' LAKES - Your head feels like it was mistaken for a speed bump. Your mouth feels like you ate a bowl of cotton balls. ...more

December 31, 2007

Blood and tire tracks have become contentious issues in the first-degree murder trial of Phillup Alan Partin. ...more

October 5, 2007

WESTCHASE The Upper Tampa Bay Regional Library will host the Friends of the Library Board meeting at 7 p.m. Sept. 11 at 11211 Countryway Blvd. ...more

September 7, 2007